Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
Silliness aside, we did get some nice Promstuck pictures. I’m normally ehhhhhghhghhh about Flash pictures, but I kinda like the “crummy Prom pictures” quality of these.
“I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.”
the new icons are so cute, all rainbow-y and stuff
though now that i’ve drawn this i keep having little freak-outs every time i refresh tumblr and see those icons………..
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN